Child safe internet

Lisa is sitting in the corner of the living room with a tablet on her lap. I filter out most of the websites that she shouldn't visit, but it is not perfect. I go over and look at what she it looking at.

Real estate websites.

She's looking at a three bedroom house in South Daegu.

"Are you planning on moving out Lisa?"

She's scrolls the house of the screen and laughs as if my question is absurd.

"You don't even have any money? What are you planning to buy a house with."

She reaches up an pushes my face away.

"Where's my wallet?!?" I check my pockets, but it isn't there. It's never there. Someone keeps cutting holes in my pockets.

Lisa looks up at me with some amusement. When I say 'some', I really mean just 'some'. There is more annoyance there than amusement. And there is also a fake mustache drawn onto her lip.

"Ah-ha. You are trying to buy a house. You've drawn on a mustache so they think you're a grown-up. Well no one is going to believe it Lisa, you still look like a 9 year old girl! A 9 year old girl with a very distinguished mustache, but a 9 year old girl none-the-less. No one will sell you a house!"

Settled. I've crushed her childish dreams of independence. But I am going to have to add real estate sites to the internet filter.