But cold-cut ham isn't ham. They just cut it off old unclaimed bodies in the morgue.

"Well, that isn't my fault, is it? If you had been happy, I wouldn't have to pretend."

"Well, 'ow about 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Nut'?"

Dani Rojas from Ted Lasso is on it. He isn't a soccer player, but a bar tender. That's fine. An actor has to act, and there are only so many roles for soccer players.

"When you see someone looking at the wet patch on my belly, Lisa," I remind her,"I want a loud and sincere sounding 'Sorry for spilling that juice on you, Daddy.' "

"It's a banana," my wife explains.

Korea has lots of Museums that are nationally or regionally funded and cheap or free to the public. Some are better than others, but most are worth a visit.

As we leave our banquet hall, they go to look at one of the halls that is set up for an actual wedding. It is a sight to see, these wedding halls; it looks as though there will be a royal wedding.