"Mama!" one complains to her mom. "She keeps looking at me!" "You keep doing weird things!" her sister snipes back.

Mark Siggers

We have all heard that coconuts kill more people per year than sharks.

Mark Siggers

It occurs to me briefly that this guy could be my wife, but I dismiss the thought, as her bike doesn't have the fat tires that his does.

Mark Siggers

Okay, I admit it, I was pushing that belly out like a German pushing his daughter out of the house when she turns eighteen; but I couldn't eat another bite.

Mark Siggers

The department smells strongly of roasted garlic. No. Even stronger. It smells of roasting garlic.

Mark Siggers

"I got it in three!" "That's wonderful, Mom." I love to encourage her literary pursuits. "I bet Paul would have taken four or five."

Mark Siggers

I'm a mathematician. The days that I need to prepare a solution of Acryloyl Chloride are few and far between.

Mark Siggers

"Gimmel me once, shame on you, gimmel me twice, twice as nice!"

Mark Siggers