A student with once said that during my first year teaching at Emory. His plea was dripping with such inappropriate glee that it haunts me every time I hear it.

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I put on Enter the Ninja. It starts with three red ninja and a black ninja chasing a white ninja through the forest.

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That the store is 'No brand burger' does not mean that there is no branding. There is even a clever slogan: "Why pay more? It's good enough!" The punctuation is mine. I

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"Balderdash!" I say. "I bet his name isn't even Kim. And if it is, I can come up with a way better one for him."

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The students must be partying in the school. Karaoke party.

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Quickly catching up, I grab his shoulder and turn him around. "Give it back!" I say angrily.

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"That introduction wasn't kind." I say out loud.

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Yoon Seok Yul declares martial law late last night while we are sleeping, and brings the military in to halt parliament. Parliament should be sleeping.

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