Jeans and a jacket

Occasionally I wear a suit jacket to remind people how handsome I am.

Getting ready for work in the morning, I put on jeans and a jacket.  

As I am about to leave, Lisa stops me and yells, "Hey Mum, come look what Daddy is wearing."

Eunjoo comes and looks. She gives a disbelieving "Oh-muh-muh-muh-muh."

"What!?!" I say, "This looks good!"

"You look like an associate professor," Lisa says, imbuing the word 'associate' with more disdain than it has every been imbued with.