Lower!

I'm well known for my low-splash toilet stance. It is a long low stance with a deeply bent front knee. It brings the business close to the bowl. It is, however,  very much a toilet stance, having no real application to urinals. Imagine my surprise when I see a fellow trying out a urinal version.

The low-splash stance for toilets is a courtesy to others: it keeps unpleasantness off the seat. I'm not sure what the point of a urinal version is -- and there remains a certain awkwardness to be smoothed out -- but it seems a well advanced technique. I look forward to its official release.