No Kimchi

The North Korean Cow attack I talked of a couple of days ago never materialized. It must have been some sort of dairy farm explosion. I'm sorry if I scared anyone.

The North Koreans have now sent a weather attack. Bitter cold has swept over us from the North. This is a tactic that the Canadians have long used to keep the Americans in check. It is subtle but effective. However I am ready for it. I have several toques and a scarf, and as I mentioned yesterday, sub-floor heating.

Nice try Kim Jang-il, but no kimchi.