Pak Lucy
Names in Korea are almost always three syllables, written in three characters. Foreign names are longer. Mine takes five characters at best, but often they insist on my middle name, because it is in my passport, so it is seven characters. It is a constant nuisance. To save Lucy this nuisance, we use Pak for her sometimes instead of Siggers. One such time, was in making here name tag at her school. So at school, Lucy is Pak Lucy.
Lucy is riding on the bus home from school. Some boy calls her. "Hey, Pak Lucy."
Lucy corrects him, "It's Siggers Lucy, not Pak Lucy."
"It's Pak Lucy at school." he says.
"The bus isn't school, is it?"