Sauna

I go with Mathias and his friend Jan to play squash.

Improving on my rookie effort of the week before, I actually win some games. If I had to sweat on the court to do it, well, who cares- what's the use of a super power if you can't use it to win at racket sports.

We then go to the sauna. Even more so because I didn't notice the previous week, I am surprised to learn that the sauna is mixed. We are sitting naked in the sauna steaming our bits, when a woman comes in.

"Woo-hoo!!" I yell, "The stripper's here!"

No one responds.