Saw-ke

Mustache is sitting in the Northhills MacDonald's regaling his parents with stories and opinions.

"Buses suck!" he announces.

His mother laughs heartily and his father nods agreement.

"I'm going to get a scooter."

Another laugh and a nod, and then onto talk of electric cars. And then Japanese restaurants.
"I hate it in a Japanese restaurant when someone asks for 'Saw-ki'."

A small laugh.

"It's 'Saw-ke' you idoit, not 'Saw-ki'. Pronounce it correctly." The punchline gets a great outburst out of mom and dad.

Neither pronunciation is right, and the whole thing is delightful.  The conversation then  moves to math, and looks promising, but Shit, I have to go!