The most dangerous fruit
We have all heard that coconuts kill more people per year than sharks.
It's always the neighbour
"This is about the murder upstairs, again?" opening the door more. "I'm not here on a delivery." answers Ouk.
Incident room
"Yeah, pins and strings and stuff. He says it's the best way to figure out who did it."
A divine intervention
"Are any of your posts about anything that is worth posting about?" He asks. "If it makes me laugh, it is worth it."
Pushing the boundaries
"I've sewed the bottom of the sock to the top." He explains, trying to get his fellow conscripts to take a more active interest in his problem. "There's no way my foot is going to fit in it now."
Parallel professional
I look around to see if there are security cameras, that I might submit a video of the park to the professional parallel parkers' association for prizes or honorary membership.