Taxi talk
"Hey," I say to the driver, "That lady is pretty nice looking. Maybe after you drop me off you should come back here and try to talk to her."
Witness
"When would you be available to come to the station?" "If it is next week, Tuesday is best. In the morning if possible." "What day and time? Morning or afternoon?"
Bush gods
"Sorry to bother you," I say, curiosity getting the best of me. "Are you praying to the bush, or the rock."
Jeans and a jacket
Occasionally I wear a suit jacket to remind people how handsome I am. Getting ready for work in the morning, I put on jeans and a jacket. As I am about to leave, Lisa stops me and yells,
Applied math
I step out of my office to fill my water bottle. I see two students walking down the hall, one holding a shiny pair of brass knuckles down under an armful of books. "Hey, Mr. Kim, what
via Moscow
I leave Prague. I am sad to leave, but am looking forward to seeing my wife. I have trouble getting on the plane because I don't have a Russian visa. They eventually decide it is okay