Professor Lee comes to my office. He is new in the department. Fresh like a baby. He is applied, but his math is strong, and we have high hopes for him. "What it the strangest place you&
There is a knock on my office door. "예에에~~~?" I answer melodically. The door opens and there is Evil Mark, down from fourth floor, with a woman. "The is Kim Blah-blah, our new member,"
Lisa: Dad, I'm cute, right? Me: Yep. Lisa: Lucy is too. Me: Yep. Lisa: ... Me: What about me? Lisa: ... You're nice.
Lucy: Dad, can you say this? '내가 그린 기린 그림은 잘 그린 기린 그림이다.' Me: Yeah. Lucy: Say it. Me: Say what? Lucy: 내가 그린 기린 그림은 잘 그린 기린 그림이다. Me: 'The giraffe pictures
It is only 8 degrees outside, but Dude, with white dreads under a cowboy hat, is wearing shorts. He walks out of a stall, as I walk into the washroom of the Northhills Mall. He strikes up a
Mustache is sitting in the Northhills MacDonald's regaling his parents with stories and opinions.
I'm holding Lisa as the conservation officer comes to our door to tell us about the bears in the area. She warns us that they are very attracted to diapers, and that we should keep our
We are in Canada for the year while I am on sabbatical. The bolts are stuck on the casing when I go to change the headlight on my car. It takes a socket wrench and a lot of
