I'm holding Lisa as the conservation officer comes to our door to tell us about the bears in the area. She warns us that they are very attracted to diapers, and that we should keep our

We are in Canada for the year while I am on sabbatical. The bolts are stuck on the casing when I go to change the headlight on my car. It takes a socket wrench and a lot of

Lucy is sitting in the back of the car as we are negotiating traffic. "Daddy, I feel sick." "Sick?" I repeat, thinking that this could be messy. "I have to throw up."

There is a clever trick that a 500ml bottle of beer will play that a 355ml bottle would never dare to. Until recently, beer in Korea was just piss. It was really just something to mix into soju

I haven't been getting much sleep lately, and my dream wife gets suspicious about why I always have to suddenly run off. I tell her about my waking wife and my kids. "I don'

Lucy and I are splitting a ton-katsu in the school cafeteria. She is telling me about something a friend of hers did at school. "Blah, blah, blah. It was really fun." she says. "It was

Our beautiful little Lisa Bora Siggers is born at 2:42pm. She weights 3100 grams and is 500cm tall.

Eunjoo is pregnant, and nearly ripe. We are at the hospital, meeting with the delivery coordinator. This coordinator is a special service the hospital offers to foreign or mixed couples. The coordinator is speaking in English- her English