"I wish I had as many friends as you." I say. Teasing her back. "What is his name?" I ask, nodding my head back at the construction worker.

I was expecting the '생선' / '선생' confusion that everyone learning Korean has, mixing up 'fish' and 'teacher'.

But cold-cut ham isn't ham. They just cut it off old unclaimed bodies in the morgue.

"Well, that isn't my fault, is it? If you had been happy, I wouldn't have to pretend."

"Well, 'ow about 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Nut'?"

Dani Rojas from Ted Lasso is on it. He isn't a soccer player, but a bar tender. That's fine. An actor has to act, and there are only so many roles for soccer players.

As we leave our banquet hall, they go to look at one of the halls that is set up for an actual wedding. It is a sight to see, these wedding halls; it looks as though there will be a royal wedding.

But it soon wasn't. As soon as the debate started, Julie and Julie shed their smiles, and we immediately saw how out-classed we were.