"I got it in three!" "That's wonderful, Mom." I love to encourage her literary pursuits. "I bet Paul would have taken four or five."

Mark Siggers

I'm a mathematician. The days that I need to prepare a solution of Acryloyl Chloride are few and far between.

Mark Siggers

"Gimmel me once, shame on you, gimmel me twice, twice as nice!"

Mark Siggers

"There are all sorts of things to do." I say. "There's washing dishes, taking out the garbage, laundry, sweeping the kitchen."

Mark Siggers

We are at the kitchen table eating dinner. As children do, Lisa has dropped some small bit of food onto the table by her plate. As parents do, I absent mindedly pick it up, and to deal with

Mark Siggers

Read the e-mail on its merits, Google. Mr. Slaughter addresses me as `Dear'. Would a murderer do that?

Mark Siggers

Putting hazard lights on does not give you free reign to block traffic as you will!

Mark Siggers

"Where's my wallet?!?" I check my pockets, but it isn't there. It's never there. Someone keeps cutting holes in my pockets.

Mark Siggers