21 August 2024
Child safe internet
"Where's my wallet?!?" I check my pockets, but it isn't there. It's never there. Someone keeps cutting holes in my pockets.
14 August 2024
Concentration
The ululation has broken my concentration. "Ululate this!" I think to the smug insects. Then realising what they are ululating, "It's too damned hot."
07 August 2024
The rules of refrigeration
There are some inconsistencies in my theory though. Perhaps I have not properly codified my family's misconceptions regarding the fridge. They do not fully explain my family's behaviours.
31 July 2024
Erlands abound
She is watching a fellow in a suit and running shoes give a speech, while I am watching dancers on a boat. "Is it Seinfeld?" I ask my mom of the man.
24 July 2024
Something is out there
I think someone is removing these researchers. Killing them off. It is worrisome.
17 July 2024
Where are my pencils?
Oh! But why do you have to spend 7000 won per pencil, you can get shit pencils for 750 won each.
10 July 2024
Sang Tao 8
It is ground, and the grind seems super-fine, I'm not sure what the best way to brew this is. Espresso or a french brew maybe, but I only have my pour-over or a drip, so I try the pour over.
04 July 2024
Producer Credits
Peter Falk walks into the restaurant and seeing him alone in a booth, slides, without comment, into the seat opposite Robert Vaughn.