Things to do in Daegu
"There are all sorts of things to do." I say. "There's washing dishes, taking out the garbage, laundry, sweeping the kitchen."
Too chewy!
We are at the kitchen table eating dinner. As children do, Lisa has dropped some small bit of food onto the table by her plate. As parents do, I absent mindedly pick it up, and to deal with
What's in a name?
Read the e-mail on its merits, Google. Mr. Slaughter addresses me as `Dear'. Would a murderer do that?
For a less stressful life
Putting hazard lights on does not give you free reign to block traffic as you will!
Child safe internet
"Where's my wallet?!?" I check my pockets, but it isn't there. It's never there. Someone keeps cutting holes in my pockets.
Concentration
The ululation has broken my concentration. "Ululate this!" I think to the smug insects. Then realising what they are ululating, "It's too damned hot."
The rules of refrigeration
There are some inconsistencies in my theory though. Perhaps I have not properly codified my family's misconceptions regarding the fridge. They do not fully explain my family's behaviours.