I haven't been getting much sleep lately, and my dream wife gets suspicious about why I always have to suddenly run off. I tell her about my waking wife and my kids.

"I don't like it." she says.

"You don't have to like it." I say coldly, "You are just my dream wife."

I immediately regret my words. "I'll try to get more sleep." I offer, in conciliation.

She says that she wants a dream baby. But I don't think I am ready for this level of commitment.