A new game about Reddit posters who don't quite get it
A student (M28) comes into my (M49) office to ask if he can sign up for my Graph Theory class. He has an earring, so I say, "Hell, no!"
AITA?
A woman (F25) posts a long post on Reddit about some insane treatment from her in-laws, and the finishes the post by asking "AITA?"
I (F32) reply "YTA for writing this stupidly long post on something for which there is not question about who the asshole is. "
AITA?
Some guy (M30-40) parks in my (M31) favourite parking spot so I shit into my hand and wipe in on his windshield. He starts crying and I tell him not to worry because its gonna rain tomorrow and it will wash it off anyway. But he just keeps crying.
AITA?
An old man (M90+) in the park has fallen down and needs help, but he is poor and makes me uneasy, so I (F42) pretend I don't see him. AITA?
I (M49) come home with pudding, but it's just for me. AITA?
My wife (F45) and my daughter (F16) keep fighting and I (M44) can't sleep. Who's the asshole?
At a dinner a friend (M55) of a friend (M55) hands me his business card. I (M49) rip it up and throw it over my shoulder.
AITA?
The neighbour (F32) comes over and asks if she can borrow some sugar. My (M60) wife (F58) isn't home, so I say, "Sure. If you show me your bongos."
AITA?