Jacqui and Simon come to Prague for the weekend. Simon is faking a limp.

We go and hang out in the Jewish quarter and get to hear of all sorts of Jacqui's racist opinions.

Simon keeps asking people if they weren't happier as Czechoslovakians. He feels its a better distinction than being Czech, and leads to fewer jokes.

We go up to Hradcany, but the cathedral is closed for a wedding. Or the line is too long. I can't remember, but for whatever reason, we don't go in. The whole thing is quite an emotional roller-coaster for poor Simon.

I leave Jacqui and Simon in the castle, and go to pick Kevin and Mariko up at the airport.