I get a offer for a one year post-doc at Sungkyunkwan University in Korea.
The money isn't very good, but this is without teaching, so I could make it work. More importantly, it would make my wife really happy for me to get a position in Korea, and one from which it would be easier to look for further positions there.
I phone to tell my wife, but she is in bed, sick. I ask her mother what is wrong, and apparently, she has Kung-fu. Probably I misunderstood something.