I'm up at Daejeon for the KMS Spring Conference. The banquet is in a Wedding Hall. As the banquet draws to an end, I join up with the IBS DIMAG group for the 'second round'.

As we leave our banquet hall, they go to look at one of the halls that is set up for an actual wedding. It is a sight to see, these wedding halls; it looks as though there will be a royal wedding.

But I have seen it and slip off to the washroom; I've had a bit to drink, and there are things that must be tended to.

Strangely, it seems that the washroom is just that, a room for washing. A wall of sinks, but no toilets or urinals.

As anyone would in such a situation. I urinate in a sink.

Then I wash my hands in another.

Turning to leave, I see the urinals along the back wall of the washroom.

I quickly leave, and go to join the group at the site of the royal wedding, Maximilian passes me going the other way.

I explain to Sebastian the episode in the washroom. "...and as I turned to leave, there were the urinals on the back wall."

"You didn't think to spin around?"

"I ain't no ballerina!" I explain.

Sebastian seems to understand this.

"I guess I should have warned Maximilian." I say.

"Max is the kind of guy who would leave rather than using a sink."

"Or twirl around." I suggest.

"Yeah." says Sebastian, "He is a bit of a ballerina."

"Fucking ballerina." I agree.