I've finally figured my wife out– she loves platitudes. I think it is because she doesn't pay attention to what other people say.

I get up and go for a run on Saturday morning.  It is just past 5am, the sun is coming up.  As I run past the karaoke bars on my way to the river, I see three young

At a certain age you are allowed to complain about the styles of the youth. You are expected to. The kids just ignore it as the mutterings of the addled.

Its 9:40am and I have already finished my morning coffee.

"You just give it a high score, we call it an R-score, R for reward."

"Is it a boy or a girl?" Lisa asks. "What do see here my little dear?" I ask Lisa, showing her the civet's under-carriage.

I get an e-mail from ChatGPT requesting that I take him on as a PhD student.

I get my broom technique from my father, who used to spend hours of every day sweeping our kitchen. Eunjoo gets hers from her mother, who has no technique what-so-ever. In anything.