"When you see someone looking at the wet patch on my belly, Lisa," I remind her,"I want a loud and sincere sounding 'Sorry for spilling that juice on you, Daddy.' "

"It's a banana," my wife explains.

Korea has lots of Museums that are nationally or regionally funded and cheap or free to the public. Some are better than others, but most are worth a visit.

As we leave our banquet hall, they go to look at one of the halls that is set up for an actual wedding. It is a sight to see, these wedding halls; it looks as though there will be a royal wedding.

"You may be the King of the Kitchen, Coco, but you know nothing about food prep," I say to him. "You wouldn't know good knife work if it got you in the belly," I challenge.

"April Fools!" the passerby yells. "It was very funny! An absolute poisson d'Avril."

I'm on the way to Daejeon for the second week of a series of lectures on the graph structure theorem.

It startles me, as any animal would startle anyone opening a door to it.