Lisa: Dad, I'm cute, right? Me: Yep. Lisa: Lucy is too. Me: Yep. Lisa: ... Me: What about me? Lisa: ... You're nice.

Lucy: Dad, can you say this? '내가 그린 기린 그림은 잘 그린 기린 그림이다.' Me: Yeah. Lucy: Say it. Me: Say what? Lucy: 내가 그린 기린 그림은 잘 그린 기린 그림이다. Me: 'The giraffe pictures

It is only 8 degrees outside, but Dude, with white dreads under a cowboy hat, is wearing shorts. He walks out of a stall, as I walk into the washroom of the Northhills Mall. He strikes up a

Mustache is sitting in the Northhills MacDonald's regaling his parents with stories and opinions.‌

I'm holding Lisa as the conservation officer comes to our door to tell us about the bears in the area. She warns us that they are very attracted to diapers, and that we should keep our

We are in Canada for the year while I am on sabbatical. The bolts are stuck on the casing when I go to change the headlight on my car. It takes a socket wrench and a lot of

Lucy is sitting in the back of the car as we are negotiating traffic. "Daddy, I feel sick." "Sick?" I repeat, thinking that this could be messy. "I have to throw up."

There is a clever trick that a 500ml bottle of beer will play that a 355ml bottle would never dare to. Until recently, beer in Korea was just piss. It was really just something to mix into soju