I haven't been getting much sleep lately, and my dream wife gets suspicious about why I always have to suddenly run off. I tell her about my waking wife and my kids. "I don'

Lucy and I are splitting a ton-katsu in the school cafeteria. She is telling me about something a friend of hers did at school. "Blah, blah, blah. It was really fun." she says. "It was

Our beautiful little Lisa Bora Siggers is born at 2:42pm. She weights 3100 grams and is 500cm tall.

Eunjoo is pregnant, and nearly ripe. We are at the hospital, meeting with the delivery coordinator. This coordinator is a special service the hospital offers to foreign or mixed couples. The coordinator is speaking in English- her English

I make dinner. It's my specialty. Hot-dogs. "Lucy, get your ass to the god-loving table!" I summon. "I'm here, Daddy." she answers, sitting at the table. "What do you

Benoit is visiting again. We go to find a beer. But it is before 5pm, and it seems there are none to be had. However, we do find some classic Korean signage:   It intimidates us. We go back

We are at the student astronautics competition: 'Eternal challenge'. Lucy had just shot off her rocket, and we are walking past the stalls. There are wireless airplanes hanging on wires, there are robots, and there is

I go out for a run. As I come out of the apartment building I see a guy carrying a treadmill on his shoulders. It isn't a huge treadmill, but undeniably a treadmill. I have the