I make dinner. It's my specialty. Hot-dogs. "Lucy, get your ass to the god-loving table!" I summon. "I'm here, Daddy." she answers, sitting at the table. "What do you

Benoit is visiting again. We go to find a beer. But it is before 5pm, and it seems there are none to be had. However, we do find some classic Korean signage:   It intimidates us. We go back

We are at the student astronautics competition: 'Eternal challenge'. Lucy had just shot off her rocket, and we are walking past the stalls. There are wireless airplanes hanging on wires, there are robots, and there is

I go out for a run. As I come out of the apartment building I see a guy carrying a treadmill on his shoulders. It isn't a huge treadmill, but undeniably a treadmill. I have the

I'm walking down a back street, having dropped Lucy off at school. The street is full of kids coming the other way on their way to school. I'm trying to look tough in front

Apparently it is in a burrito at the Sub Chipolte.

I don't care what the hippies say about a tomato being a fruit, it doesn't belong on a plate with grapes. Maybe if the church wants to regain its dwindling popularity, it should bring

I'm walking down the street, and everything smells of onion soup. I look, expecting to find a overturned bag of dehydrated onions, or perhaps a fellow dipping roast beef into his soup. The only thing I