It's Monday. I return home a bare minute after having left for work in the morning. "Back already? That was quick," says my wife. It's one of her favourite jokes. "I

A student with once said that during my first year teaching at Emory. His plea was dripping with such inappropriate glee that it haunts me every time I hear it.

I put on Enter the Ninja. It starts with three red ninja and a black ninja chasing a white ninja through the forest.

That the store is 'No brand burger' does not mean that there is no branding. There is even a clever slogan: "Why pay more? It's good enough!" The punctuation is mine. I

"Balderdash!" I say. "I bet his name isn't even Kim. And if it is, I can come up with a way better one for him."

The students must be partying in the school. Karaoke party.

Quickly catching up, I grab his shoulder and turn him around. "Give it back!" I say angrily.

"That introduction wasn't kind." I say out loud.