Read the e-mail on its merits, Google. Mr. Slaughter addresses me as `Dear'. Would a murderer do that?

Mark Siggers

Putting hazard lights on does not give you free reign to block traffic as you will!

Mark Siggers

"Where's my wallet?!?" I check my pockets, but it isn't there. It's never there. Someone keeps cutting holes in my pockets.

Mark Siggers

The ululation has broken my concentration. "Ululate this!" I think to the smug insects. Then realising what they are ululating, "It's too damned hot."

Mark Siggers

There are some inconsistencies in my theory though. Perhaps I have not properly codified my family's misconceptions regarding the fridge. They do not fully explain my family's behaviours.

Mark Siggers

She is watching a fellow in a suit and running shoes give a speech, while I am watching dancers on a boat. "Is it Seinfeld?" I ask my mom of the man.

Mark Siggers

I think someone is removing these researchers. Killing them off. It is worrisome.

Mark Siggers

Oh! But why do you have to spend 7000 won per pencil, you can get shit pencils for 750 won each.

Mark Siggers