"Oh, he's a younger guy then?" I ask. "I couldn't really tell," he says. "He's white."

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The shrill ringer of a phone rills on incessantly.

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"Are any of your posts about anything that is worth posting about?" He asks. "If it makes me laugh, it is worth it."

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"I've sewed the bottom of the sock to the top." He explains, trying to get his fellow conscripts to take a more active interest in his problem. "There's no way my foot is going to fit in it now."

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I look around to see if there are security cameras, that I might submit a video of the park to the professional parallel parkers' association for prizes or honorary membership.

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I bring coffee when I travel now. My beans and a grinder, and my Hario V60.

Mark Siggers

Everybody's favorite detective, Columbo, that little man in the rumpled raincoat, comes off base, but is deceptively acute.

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I'm excited to use my screwdriver, but– I've learned this from my Dad– you have to curse a bit.

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