I'm up 5 floors walking along a ledge, with only a wet box to hold on to. A woman that hangs out with Professor Suh (the old Suh) is throwing books at me. It's a real shittangle.

This is a new word: shittangle. It is open copyright CC-BY. You can use it, but if you use it in your blog, you have to acknowledge me. It's a good word. Sure, it is based on the well known free-use curse word 'shit', but it modifies it with the suffix 'tangle'. This emphasises that the shit you are talking about is a real quagmire, but it also eruditises it with a nod to the Graph Minor Theorem. Makes it sound like a well connected invective. That's no simple task. But modifying curse words is not supposed to be simple. Leave it to the professionals.

I'm regularising curses in common talk. That's why there is no hyphen. Hyphenated words are for the fancy people– Europeans. This word, though copyrighted, is for everyone.

Anyways; up on the ledge with my wet box, I'm in a regular shittangle. A weird woman is throwing books at me. I climb down to the next floor, and try to escape the woman by climbing in a window. But the window is locked. And there is a rainbow painted on it. It is the rainbow of my apartment. I start banging on the window to get someone's attention.

This is the latest in a series of dreams where people are trying to get into my apartment; but the first where the person trying to get in is me...

Oh shit. Did you see what I just saw? Yeah, this is a dream. My subconscious is mocking me again.

Shit– abort!