Student 1: Hey, you know that bald professor? Student 2: The foreigner? Student 1: No, the other one.

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He deals out the cards, and the first one is very clearly the Death card. "What does that mean?" I ask, a bit concerned.

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"Mommy, Daddy is drunk and bothering Coco." says Lucy. "It's okay Lucy," my wife responds, "It's Coco's job to talk to your father when he is drunk."

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" 'Why does a bald man need a brush?' " I accuse him, "It's none of your damned business!"

Mark Siggers

But how are we getting fall weather in the spring? I wonder if perhaps the earth's orbit has reversed. It reminds me of the old pseudo-science classic "Worlds in Collision" by Immanuel Velikovsky.

Mark Siggers

I am overwhelmed by the savory aroma of an Indian curry. An assault of cumin, a slight waft of turmeric, and-- subtle in the background-- caramelized onions. Delicious! But also, who cooks in the elevator?

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"Eetspurns, turn eet off!"

Mark Siggers

Very nice. From Canada, yes. I would like to invite you to lunch with Miss Lee and Miss Kim, and our members.

Mark Siggers