They are all really just dull wedges now, why should she know there are different blades for different tasks.

G: But my point was, Mark, that he was not really an older man, he was about your age.

"Balls!" he says, drawing it out like he is rolling the words around a pair of them in his mouth.

Every time I go in to a bank to do anything in Korea, be it initiate a new card, exchange money, or just sit in the air conditioned waiting room, I have to fill out my name and address on at least one form.

"That is decidedly NOT funny Lucy." I unplug the router. "Give it back, or internet for anybody."

He is Old Daegu, which means he has the regional accent, and I cannot understand a word he says.

I've finally figured my wife out– she loves platitudes. I think it is because she doesn't pay attention to what other people say.

I get up and go for a run on Saturday morning.  It is just past 5am, the sun is coming up.  As I run past the karaoke bars on my way to the river, I see three young