"Balls!" he says, drawing it out like he is rolling the words around a pair of them in his mouth.

Every time I go in to a bank to do anything in Korea, be it initiate a new card, exchange money, or just sit in the air conditioned waiting room, I have to fill out my name and address on at least one form.

"That is decidedly NOT funny Lucy." I unplug the router. "Give it back, or internet for anybody."

He is Old Daegu, which means he has the regional accent, and I cannot understand a word he says.

I've finally figured my wife out– she loves platitudes. I think it is because she doesn't pay attention to what other people say.

I get up and go for a run on Saturday morning.  It is just past 5am, the sun is coming up.  As I run past the karaoke bars on my way to the river, I see three young

At a certain age you are allowed to complain about the styles of the youth. You are expected to. The kids just ignore it as the mutterings of the addled.

Its 9:40am and I have already finished my morning coffee.