The department smells strongly of roasted garlic. No. Even stronger. It smells of roasting garlic.

Mark Siggers

"Good if you're buying gold, not so good if you're buying flour." I have my hands in it after all– flour; not gold.

Mark Siggers

"Nutmeg." I repeat, perhaps a bit sheepishly. "That woman smelled like banana bread."

Mark Siggers

"So I took it to the old tailor lady near the park and asked her how much it would cost to alter it." she continues, "She's cheaper because she spilled Kim-chi on the shirt I took her last time."

Mark Siggers

This is how Koreans always respond when you didn't catch part of their sentence. The always just repeat the part you understood.

Mark Siggers

In Korea, everyone lives in a city, but everyone's parents live on a farm in their rural hometown.

Mark Siggers

They are all really just dull wedges now, why should she know there are different blades for different tasks.

Mark Siggers

I've finally figured my wife out– she loves platitudes. I think it is because she doesn't pay attention to what other people say.

Mark Siggers