I've finally figured my wife out– she loves platitudes. I think it is because she doesn't pay attention to what other people say.

"People our age don't ever mean anything naughty," my wife says, once again killing what little tendrils of hope I manage to send through the crust of everyday life.

My wife has started reading all sorts of self-help books- philosophy type things about proper living and being a better person. She learns a lot from them, but there is one important thing she doesn't seem

I am walking across campus with my wife. She says ,"Let's take the shortcut." I say okay and keep walking the way we are going. I know which way she wants to go, but

Her sister was beside herself, crying in sympathy for my mother-in-law. Until my mother-in-law goes from tears to laughter.

Sometimes it's good to keep them guessing. Eunjoo : I was thinking we could go to a movie. Me: Yep. But, actually, I'm not really into it. E: Oh. You've changed. M: Oh,

We are packing to go up to Seoul for Christmas. My bag is jam packed full of the work I will take up, but not get around to doing when I am there.  Eunjoo is busy packing things

Eunjoo throws a plate of fruit at me. It's all diced up, so it doesn't hurt, but her meaning is clear. She is angry. Or I'm not getting enough fibre. Or I&