Why?
The department smells strongly of roasted garlic. No. Even stronger. It smells of roasting garlic.
Parallel professional
I look around to see if there are security cameras, that I might submit a video of the park to the professional parallel parkers' association for prizes or honorary membership.
Columbo Sandwiches
Everybody's favorite detective, Columbo, that little man in the rumpled raincoat, comes off base, but is deceptively acute.
Toolbox
I'm excited to use my screwdriver, but– I've learned this from my Dad– you have to curse a bit.
Saucy
I'm walking through a building on campus where there are workers doing renovations. A fellow is singing as he polishes the floor. "Careful," he sings, making eye contact, "sharp bits on the ground.
I gwa, you gwa, we all gwa for mo-gwa
People walk around campus in December with big sticks and knock the mo-gwa out of trees. Doesn't matter if they bruise when hitting the ground– nobody is eating them anyways.
Make up
A lady gets on at Osan and asks me to let her get past to here seats. I am ready for this. I am up in a tinkle and let her in.