The rules are simple. You each put a raisin in your mouth, and the one that keeps it there the longest without eating it is the winner.

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Putting hazard lights on does not give you free reign to block traffic as you will!

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This is no slipshod operation. It is a highly organised offensive, presided over, with an iron hand, but the purple haired lady that Lisa has dubbed 'The Bottle Boss'.

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Student 1: Hey, you know that bald professor? Student 2: The foreigner? Student 1: No, the other one.

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"Mommy, Daddy is drunk and bothering Coco." says Lucy. "It's okay Lucy," my wife responds, "It's Coco's job to talk to your father when he is drunk."

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"Oh, yeah." Eunjoo admits, uncharacteristically, "I got confused."

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Occasionally I wear a suit jacket to remind people how handsome I am. Getting ready for work in the morning, I put on jeans and a jacket.   As I am about to leave, Lisa stops me and yells,

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As we walk to school, Lisa and I are being chased by our shadows, whom she has named Peter and Suli.   We turn the corner and they are all of a sudden ahead of us. "They'

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