"Those are the slides of a homeless man!"

In the middle of Alan Frieze's talk, Mathias pulls out a gum and sticks it in his big mouth. Takuro Mochizuki, in his talk, refers to a result about flat bundles as 'deep'. I

I head up to Seoul for the ICM, the International Congress of Mathematics. I'm nervous. Both Lee Sang-june, and his life-long crush, Ben Green, will be there. Dr. Green is a plenary speaker, and Sang-june is

In Rodl's Extremal Graph Theory class, Gerry is presenting van der Waerden's Theorem. He says that he will present a proof by the Israeli Magician Shelah.

April! Tax month. It's the busiest time of the year for mathematicians. Tax is about summing things up, and taking percentages. This calls for a mathematician. The calls I get from accountants at this time of

I'm in my office late at night. A herd of students have just noisily left the building, and now all is quiet, except for the Pell Mell instrumental playing lightly on my computer. But I can&

Professor Bae brings his visitor, Professor Carter into the staff meeting to introduce him to everyone. "Hi, I'm Mark. " I say, when he is introduced to me. "Yeah," he says, "We&

Pavol is visiting from Vancouver, and we are talking about a problem with a paper. We would like a polynomial algorithm to decide if a graph has a semilattice polymorphism. I say that I think a Lexicographic breadth