But cold-cut ham isn't ham. They just cut it off old unclaimed bodies in the morgue.

That the store is 'No brand burger' does not mean that there is no branding. There is even a clever slogan: "Why pay more? It's good enough!" The punctuation is mine. I

Quickly catching up, I grab his shoulder and turn him around. "Give it back!" I say angrily.

Everybody's favorite detective, Columbo, that little man in the rumpled raincoat, comes off base, but is deceptively acute.