Lisa's got her red shoes on
> Lisa's got her red shoes on, > Lisa's got her red shoes on, > She'll have them on all day long, > an' all day long she'll sing this song.
Are you listening to me?
"No, Mom," says Lisa. "It isn't an insect. It means something like you're good at something. Or smart."
Gormal
"Is it a little bit red," my wife asks when I tell here about it, "I once say a reddish colour that I didn't know."
That shouldn't be there
I'm starting to sweat. Where are the police when you need them. Out blowing into people's windows, probably.
Misplaced Valour
"I'm not American Military." I say to him. "I'm neither American nor Military. I come by my baldness honestly." I add.
Clever mice
The mice in my house seem to figured out how to get at a hunk of inside a hard plastic click-locking container, INSIDE the FRIDGE!