"I wish I had as many friends as you." I say. Teasing her back. "What is his name?" I ask, nodding my head back at the construction worker.

"Well, that isn't my fault, is it? If you had been happy, I wouldn't have to pretend."

"Well, 'ow about 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Nut'?"

"When you see someone looking at the wet patch on my belly, Lisa," I remind her,"I want a loud and sincere sounding 'Sorry for spilling that juice on you, Daddy.' "

Korea has lots of Museums that are nationally or regionally funded and cheap or free to the public. Some are better than others, but most are worth a visit.

"You may be the King of the Kitchen, Coco, but you know nothing about food prep," I say to him. "You wouldn't know good knife work if it got you in the belly," I challenge.

It startles me, as any animal would startle anyone opening a door to it.

"Eyes up here, boy." I say, pointing at my eyes.