God: Hey Mark.
Me: Hi God.
God: Just a thought, why don't you call your blog 'Stories about coffee'?
Me: You think I write too much about coffee?
God: You write a lot about coffee.
Me: Do I drink to much of it?
God: Proportionally, yes.
Me: What does that mean?
God: Don't worry about it. I've gotta go. See you.
Me: Bye.